hi,

its not easy to sum yourself up in a few lines but i will do my best.

i will do the important stuff first then try and say something funny and interesting so you go - "hmm, that guy sounds funny and interesting - plus i know his hair colour AND height, maybe i should email him?" that's the idea anyway...

im 5'9', 33, dark hair and slim and i don't look like someone that spends way too much time on the internet in a dark room.

why am i doing this? good question. its the same reason you are here. because your life is full of people that don't meet your specific requirements. if i wanted to go out with a printer or a cat i would be ok but i don't....

i like all the stuff that people obviously like, and don't like all the stuff that people generally don't like. in addition to that i love Cornish slate as it is only an eighth of an inch thick which makes it a better material for roofing than other slate which can be heavier and harder to shape. no, im not insane lol. it was a fact i learned on a trip to Cornwall.

ok so apart from my fascinating fact about slate i am a lazy artist, i make electronic music, i work doing boring things that need risk assessments to go to the loo, i like thai green curries, i love flight of the concords, orbital, kazyua ishigura, Dave Mckeen... laa laa laa.. basically im diverse ok? that's the angle. i can read and listen to music. both. my god. at the same time even.

so if you are a girl that has a good heart and wants to do fun things and be alive then get back to me. i don't think i've left anything out?

...oh im a serial killer...

not really!

only one death so far....no not really that either. ha ha im joking.. this is my joke i was telling you about earlier. wasn't really worth the wait was it?

if i carry on it will be me rambling so to sum up (i have learned this from courtroom trials on tv) to sum up...i am really, really good. the end.

please send pic and ill send mine

now really the end

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