So... it's autumn, the leaves are falling, the nights are drawing in, the air is turning colder. Fantastic! Time to bring out chunky jumpers, warm scarves and fat socks. Time to wrap up warm for long walks in the crisp sunshine, come back to a long hot bath, a large glass of wine, a roaring fire, and relax against a broad chest, and be wrapped in a strong pair of arms.... hang on a minute, I knew there was something missing.... Damn! Must find a hearty chap to keep me warm during the long winter...

If like thick vegetable soup, a hot curry, a nice shephard's pie or a shot of whiskey you think you can keep me warm this winter write let me know how...

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