For long now I have yearned to experience the wonder of London's latest superclub, Matter, sister to the greatest club in existence, Fabric - also in London.

Matter, for anyone who doesn't know, is situated in the big O2 complex which was once the Millennium Dome. It is all purpose built and super trendy but with a non-pretentious door policy meaning you turn up as you like without any worry of your attire or appearance. It's a nightclub for clubbers who just like dancing, drinking etc. Not some meatmarket you go for kicks a la Oceana.

For more information check out www.matterlondon.com where you'll also see a schedule of some AWESOME looking nights coming up later this month.

Now me I'm into all sorts but in particular electro house, tech house, breaks, dubstep, drum n bass, bassline and much much more besides. Looking at the Matter calendar you'll note that all these tastes are catered for and beyond.

Now the reason I have placed this ad which you, dear reader, are perusing is that I am struggling to get a group of people to make the trip up there with me. As a younger lad I'd often head up to Fabric of a Saturday night with a small crew in tow and we'd all get sweaty and messy and come back smiling HOWEVER as more and more of my friends get all sensible, start moving in together, having babies, running out of money etc. I am running out of people to hit the city with and organising things can be such a mission so I have turned to Gumtree because I know out there are people like me who fancy a nice big night out clubbing in the city and if that's you, please get in touch.

Chaps or lasses, I am easy, this really is a genuine request and not some sleazy attempt to hook up with women. I just want to experience Matter and I want to do so SOON and this will never happen if I wait until such time as I can get any number of my lame friends together at the same time to do it.

So, do you like clubbing? Do you fancy an all nighter up in London? I'm talking about a Friday or Saturday night, we can head up on the train together (I'll be getting on at Brighton station), catch the Jubilee line up to Greenwich, have a few drinks then enter the wonder that is Matter before raving away all night long and catching a tube back to the station bound for home in the morning (tubes start around 5am).

Go on, it'll be a laff

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