Hello!

Firstly, I am hoping that I have caught you attention with my 'interesting' tagline! Secondly hoping that you have a good sense of humor and an open mind... because it might be your only weapon in the fight against the dull zombie sheep that are littering this cruel yet predictable world. I like meeting interesting people that break molds via being injected with anti-conservatism with a smothering of wrongness, and a sprinkling of filth. If I meet someone along the way that I fancy and likes me back then great!

I am not openly looking for boyfriend material or someone I can have a deep, meaningful and serious relationship with. Yet I am NOT looking to get casually screwed around by a smelly boy who just wants to get laid - that game bores and irritates me and is a waste of time. More intelligent people that like expanding their social horizons through fun times, and that I can openly have a good flirt with and comfortable surroundings. Whatever happens, happens. Geeks, Gingers and dark baselines float my boat. Dishonesty, materialism and meat heads don't. Anyone under 21 or over 30 need not apply.

I am an attractive slim/curvy blonde, av height, with big eyes and a big mouth, often with a foot shoved in for good measure, but disguised by a nice smile. I am quite a creative person, and like socialising other actively creative people that can intellectually challenge me. I am entertaining in the most un-pc of ways and love laughing until I cry through verbal diarrhea. I often paint this beautiful (read sarcastic) picture of myself, and abuse others I love in the same way I do myself, but underneath I am a big softie that needs looking after and reciprocates to others in need. I work hard, and play harder (but not so often).

If this barrel of laughs sounds like you could stomach (or swallow - if you have a filthy mind like me) drop me an email and we can find out a bit more about each other; I will be more likely to reply if you send a pic. This is a genuine add, with a genuine person at the end of it... no websites. I promise.

Looking forward to meeting you! Mines a cider ;)

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