I genuinely wouldn't normally do this and have in the past scoffed at those who do but I've just seen an absolutely gorgeous girl twice in the space of about 10 minutes, both times accidentally I should add. In fact the second time I crossed the road as, for some reason, I thought she might think I was stalking her. Which I was not.
Anyway, we passed each other crossing the road at the bottom of Ditchling Road, our eyes met. You had stunning curly hair, glasses and looked like you were lugging a load of stuff somewhere. I was the guy in the long combat shorts with short hair and a nervous look in his eyes. I wished I'd said 'ello' or something similarly dashing but sadly I didn't. Then I saw her again as I was walking to Hove, again I should have said something. But I didn't.
So there you go. If by some amazing chance you read this, get in touch. I want to get to know you better.

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