Hey all!

I'm going to try and avoid writing an ad like all the rest that go something like "I like watching films, and going down the pub I'm caring, intelligent, blah blah blah" ... how god damn boring! Lol

I love telling those chuggers from Greenpeace who hound you for money in the middle of the street on your way home then they ask "do you care about the environment?" simply "NO!" or my favorite "Excuse me Sir, I won’t take up much of your time, What’s more valuable than the environment!?" to reply with "My time, good day!"

I like to argue the other end of the debate even if I don't actually agree with it, it's just more fun!, and telling mobile phone sales that call me up on my mobile and annoy me that I don't own a mobile! Lol

I’m honesty not hugely psychotic and just a guy who likes to be silly and affectionate ... by affection I usually mean whacking you with a pillow or trying to lick your face.

If you think we could get on and have a laugh, mail me and let’s see how it goes! :-)

Regards G

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