Hey all!

I'm gonna try and skip all the usual "I'm really nice and friendly and like to go out or watch a DVD"-ness type thing as well ... it's pretty boring to read really isn't it?

I enjoy trying to scare people in the middle of the night when you come out of the loo and open the door in to the darkness, or slipping uncomfortable topics in to conversations to see if people are still listening, or taking the other side of the argument even if I don’t agree, just to make my friends spark in to debate. I enjoy telling mobile phone salesmen that call me on my mobile that I don’t own a mobile phone, I enjoy answering the door to salesmen in Speedo’s or putting on a Russian accent and offering them vodka.

I'm after a worse dancer then me, someone intelligent but doesn’t know how to put it across, beautiful but doesn’t know it or flaunt it, someone bubbly, playful and just don't really care about looking stupid and messing about then you'll probably be able to put up with my cheeky ways! I am affectionate, and by that I mean I'll tickle you in the mornings and whack you in the face with a pillow before pinning you down and trying to lick your face, I'm pretty sure that's what people mean by affection.

Well if I sound half interesting and the sort of fun interesting "affection" that your after, then drop me a line

Regards G

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