You know the weird thing about this internet dating malarkey is that everybody seems to think that its OK to present a shopping list of desired attributes in a prospective partner and that this is supposed to make you appear approachable and friendly “duh”.

Well at this risk of seeming twisted, foul and depraved:

Hello, how are you.

I reckon that if your looking for a new man you must be feeling pretty good and if your looking for an additional man to add to your stable then bloody hell your in top form.

Last week the Daily Mail did a two page spread on the reasons why women have sex, I did not see a subtitle that suggested “for fun” which probably explains why I’m seeking a woman with a hint of bad, a bit of a rebel, the kind of person that will stick two fingers up at the pretensions of society and say “I’m doing it my way chummy”.

Now if you smoke, like a drink and this seems like you get in touch.

Be lucky

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